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 #101334  by Kumacho
 Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:50 am
happysock wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:01 pm
Kumacho wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:52 pm
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which is the sex bed? :shock:
Laura Petrie NEVER had sex. I'm quite sure she didn't even have a vagina.

Mary Tyler Moore was my generation's Sandra Bullock. Only she didn't do bondage and and fuck some crazy assed wannabe biker prick. She remained as pure as can be.

She's been gone almost a year and I still feel the sorrow.
 #104374  by Kumacho
 Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:57 am
Demeter wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:23 pm
Hakik wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:57 pm
Demeter wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:56 pm
You're the kind of guy a girl might get with after being in an abusive relationship because she knows that your scrawny little body could never dominate her, and if you ever tried, she could snap your neck like a popsicle stick. So I wouldn't worry about it.
And what kind of abuse causes a girl to go out with neckbeards who spill mouthwash on their pants?
If he's a neckbeard then you're a mentally handicapped brony who wears a bib to catch your drool while peeing your pants to anime porn. Plus it was meant to be platonic and I was both drunk and high and it was technically rape.
Her last post in a couple of weeks. Did she get banned or finally make good with the sleeping pills?
 #104378  by Hakik
 Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:45 am
BTW we found a compromise. She's using the guest bathroom in the morning so she doesn't wake me up. And I bought some wireless headphones.



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 #104380  by cunnalingus
 Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:51 am
Hakik wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:45 am
BTW we found a compromise. She's using the guest bathroom in the morning so she doesn't wake me up. And I bought some wireless headphones.



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I'm glad you and Demeter came to an understanding.
 #104425  by almostapathetic
 Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:13 pm
Kumacho wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:57 am
Demeter wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:23 pm
Hakik wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:57 pm


And what kind of abuse causes a girl to go out with neckbeards who spill mouthwash on their pants?
If he's a neckbeard then you're a mentally handicapped brony who wears a bib to catch your drool while peeing your pants to anime porn. Plus it was meant to be platonic and I was both drunk and high and it was technically rape.
Her last post in a couple of weeks. Did she get banned or finally make good with the sleeping pills?
No, she stops by daily. Last week she took the time to neg me. Kocher will be along very shortly to white knight her.