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 #100738  by Hakik
 Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:34 pm
My friends think I'm always getting in trouble or in a fight with my girlfriend, because most of the week I sleep on the couch. And this wasn't even her idea. She's complained about it too.

Basically we have different schedules. She wakes up at 5am, and I like to sleep until at least 8-9am. Also, I stay up much later than she does, and I like to fall asleep in front of Netflix. So I'd rather just sleep on the couch, and have been able to get much better sleep.

On weekends we do sleep together. Is this too weird? I really am enjoying this more, but I'm worried I'm not establishing my male dominance by letting her have my bedroom.

What's more important here, dominance or comfort?
 #100744  by Demeter
 Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:56 pm
You're the kind of guy a girl might get with after being in an abusive relationship because she knows that your scrawny little body could never dominate her, and if you ever tried, she could snap your neck like a popsicle stick. So I wouldn't worry about it.
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 #100745  by Pee_patrol
 Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:57 pm
Hakik wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:34 pm
My friends think I'm always getting in trouble or in a fight with my girlfriend, because most of the week I sleep on the couch. And this wasn't even her idea. She's complained about it too.

Basically we have different schedules. She wakes up at 5am, and I like to sleep until at least 8-9am. Also, I stay up much later than she does, and I like to fall asleep in front of Netflix. So I'd rather just sleep on the couch, and have been able to get much better sleep.

On weekends we do sleep together. Is this too weird? I really am enjoying this more, but I'm worried I'm not establishing my male dominance by letting her have my bedroom.

What's more important here, dominance or comfort?
What's his name?
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 #100753  by Hakik
 Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:57 pm
Demeter wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:56 pm
You're the kind of guy a girl might get with after being in an abusive relationship because she knows that your scrawny little body could never dominate her, and if you ever tried, she could snap your neck like a popsicle stick. So I wouldn't worry about it.
And what kind of abuse causes a girl to go out with neckbeards who spill mouthwash on their pants?
 #100754  by Pee_patrol
 Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:59 pm
Hakik wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:57 pm
Demeter wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:56 pm
You're the kind of guy a girl might get with after being in an abusive relationship because she knows that your scrawny little body could never dominate her, and if you ever tried, she could snap your neck like a popsicle stick. So I wouldn't worry about it.
And what kind of abuse causes a girl to go out with neckbeards who spill mouthwash on their pants?
Itty bitty lil Asian penis doe?
 #100778  by Demeter
 Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:23 pm
Hakik wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:57 pm
Demeter wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:56 pm
You're the kind of guy a girl might get with after being in an abusive relationship because she knows that your scrawny little body could never dominate her, and if you ever tried, she could snap your neck like a popsicle stick. So I wouldn't worry about it.
And what kind of abuse causes a girl to go out with neckbeards who spill mouthwash on their pants?
If he's a neckbeard then you're a mentally handicapped brony who wears a bib to catch your drool while peeing your pants to anime porn. Plus it was meant to be platonic and I was both drunk and high and it was technically rape.