Looking at poos is gross bro.
I've discovered a new technique that I'll share. I shit before showering last week. It seemed like it'd be a good day. 15 minutes later I tried to fart and sharded bad. It was the kind that almost breached the undies and would unless addressed immediately. Toilet paper was no match for this shard. I decided to use the detachable shower head as a bidet. I hung my asshole over the tub and went to town.
Sheer brilliance. My asshole was squeaky clean again. I gave it a little blowdry and was good as new. Detachable shower heads are a must. Girls use them to jill-off. I use them to power-wash my asshole.