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 #113252  by mrsmommyjeans
 Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:00 am
Dmitri Kvartalnov grew up poor, in the wilderness of Siberia.

His dad fought the nazis, and told tales about eating their hearts and livers. Ten million of his countrymen would soonly died. So he probably had some right to gobble their krautengutz.

Dmitri Kvartalnov was a hockey goal scorer for the red army team. When the soviet unio crumpled, he hopped onto the first train to america. Over the land bridge he went.

He scored lots of goals. Thirty goals. He looked cool in fhe scoring.

But something was unright.

Dmitri became Dpressti, missed his little baboosh. He went back to the USSR and still teaches hockey today. And he still looks cool. Albeit, oldercool.

##10 is remembered.
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 #113524  by Tim_Kerr
 Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:20 pm
Slutina_Dad wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:14 pm
I miss ass darts. Those squirrels sure could run fast.
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