• I'm seriously thinking of leaving ebaums forever.

  • This is no safe-space, snowflake.
This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #126591  by Kumacho
 Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:11 pm
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling ****** contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
 #126604  by JohnnyP
 Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:02 pm
cunnalingus wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:35 am
doonrothmani wrote:
Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:48 pm
Everyone here except for me and Joe Caca are fat though, so this post doesn't make a lot of sense
Sorry guys. I’m the only person here who actually eats healthy food. You all live in cities with fast food on every corner. There’s no doubt you’re all morbidly obese Brian look alikes.
I live in the wilderness and live on a diet of road kill and the stolen fruits & vegetables of my neighbor's garden.
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 #126606  by doonrothmani
 Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:19 pm
Tim_Kerr wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:02 pm
Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
Apparently they can, and they did

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cunnalingus wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:35 am
doonrothmani wrote:
Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:48 pm
Everyone here except for me and Joe Caca are fat though, so this post doesn't make a lot of sense
Sorry guys. I’m the only person here who actually eats healthy food. You all live in cities with fast food on every corner. There’s no doubt you’re all morbidly obese Brian look alikes.
I keep fit by jumping over dogshit and homeless people all day. Also punching random people in the subway then running like hell
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 #126609  by Tim_Kerr
 Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:09 pm
Death 😎 tried 😎 to 😎 take 😎 me 😎 but 😎 my 😎 mom 😎 didn't 😎 sign 😎 my 😎 permission 😎 slip 😎