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This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #126764  by joecaca
 Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:25 pm
I want to buy a laptop I can bring anywhere to work on. I want decent power and low weight. Pretty sure some of you nerds know about this shit doe. Thanks cracker jack.
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 #126766  by george_michaeI
 Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:44 pm
Mine is great for spreadsheets and documents. Also has a neat little compartments for all my floppy's. It has a massive 4.0 MHz processor and 64 KB RAM, plenty enough for all your gaming demands.
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 #126769  by lemmiwinx
 Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:52 pm
Here's a robust system I've been keeping my eye on for my 4 year old. I bet it would fit your needs as well. My wife swears by hers but then she never made it through grammar school.

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 #126771  by cunnalingus
 Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:20 pm
Your four year old? Considering you're a single old man, i'm guessing its one of the kids you abducted?
 #126772  by lemmiwinx
 Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:30 pm
There are worse things than being a single old man you know. Like being a single young man with Crohn's disease and diabetes such as yourself.
 #126774  by joecaca
 Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:44 pm
Jeez you guys aren’t helping at all :s
 #126777  by cunnalingus
 Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:57 pm
lemmiwinx wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:30 pm
There are worse things than being a single old man you know. Like being a single young man with Crohn's disease and diabetes such as yourself.

Sorry tubbs, diabetes doesn't run in my family and I don't know what crohn's disease is. Is that an old persons disease? How many children do you abduct? Has anybody alerted the authorities yet?
 #126778  by lemmiwinx
 Thu Aug 09, 2018 4:03 pm
Yah I've heard the same spiel from dozens of internet scammers like yourself. Give it a rest you'll thank yourself later.

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