For the record, though my post count is now officially 2, I have been a member of this forum since around 2005 or 2006, had tens of thousands of posts, was a premium member, and a moderator. I am no noob. I am not Darcy, though someone mistook me as Darcy in the chat once. I do not know Darcy. Even though I was like 10 rep points away from Premium back in the day, I paid for the membership so I could see who left me a negative rep for my avatar having an irish hat on it a month after St Patricks day. I was under the impression it was a lifetime membership. I was wrong.