briggsie wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:21 am
Running Windows 10 on a laptop and I can't advance galleries with my mouse or by clicking with my touchpad. Keyboard arrows work. Mouse and touchpad works everywhere else. Is there a setting I'm missing>
That's because this shit site is always broken. What you have to do is go to your nearest home depot and purchase drill, a 6" drill bit, and some gorilla glue. Plug it in and let it charge at home while you do the next step.
Go to your dads house while he's sleeping (it sounds weird but do you want to fix this problem or not?) and sneak into his bedroom. Take his 12" ribbed dildo and before you leave, be sure to put his dick in your mouth. Be careful not to wake him or he might fist your ass.
Now you're going to have to attach the dildo to your 6" drill bit. Drill a hole down the center as if you were trying to drill down its pee hole. Fill the hole with gorilla glue and then slide the drill bit in and let the glue dry.
Log in to ebaumsworld and click on the top shit gallery (they're all fucking shit). Find the arrows and then suck their fucking dick. Log out.
Now that your drill is fully charged and the dildo is securely fastened to the drill bit you're ready for the most important step. Adjust the drill to full torque and tape the trigger down. Proceed to insert the dildo in your anus and hate fuck yourself until it bleeds.
P.S. I'm not gay.