When I shower...

[JenkemBag]

I listen to Elton John but that's not what I came here to tell you. I usually clean inside my ass using 3 fingers but idk if that's the recommended method. How do you guys do it?

P.S. I'm not gay.

[kocher]

Yeah that seems a little excessive. I usually just use one finger, then I use a purple 14 inch velvet vibrator to get out the deeper stuff.

[happysock]

Inb4 someone accuses you guys of being gay.

[JenkemBag]

Maybe if I just put the entire removable shower head up my ass, I'll be able to reach all the hard get stuff

[joecaca]

I had this 5000 psi pressure washer that I just cut the gun out. Stick the hose in my turd cutter, start the motor and the water and leave it in about half an hour. Do that twice a day and you'll be fine.
Caca