• What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

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 #126845  by PastorX
 Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:29 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:54 am
@Demeter
PastorX wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:52 pm
Dreamt a pig feet was jerking me off while I was asleep. As I woke up it was Demeter.

Fucken scary man!
Her fat suasage fingers would dwarf you penis.

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Whitknight in 3...2...1...
I don't get the whiteknight reference...thought you were into black dudes
 #126847  by almostapathetic
 Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:35 pm
I once had a dream that my dollars were only worth $0.75 and I had to pay $4.75 for a gallon of gas instead of $2.65. I dreamed that I payed for 12 beers but only get 9 and gas cost 80% more. :shock: I woke up in a cold sweat.
PastorX wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:29 pm
I don't get the whiteknight reference...thought you were into black dudes
I was talking about the dicks Azian chicks crave. I bet your sister is getting stretched out pretty good right now as I speak.

;)
 #126872  by PastorX
 Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:57 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:35 pm
I once had a dream that my dollars were only worth $0.75 and I had to pay $4.75 for a gallon of gas instead of $2.65. I dreamed that I payed for 12 beers but only get 9 and gas cost 80% more. :shock: I woke up in a cold sweat.
PastorX wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:29 pm
I don't get the whiteknight reference...thought you were into black dudes
I was talking about the dicks Azian chicks crave. I bet your sister is getting stretched out pretty good right now as I speak.

;)
didn't know you were an AZN chick that craves dicks