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 #170869  by uknowthat1chick
 Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:42 pm
We had a shit ton of snow dumped on us last night. So much snow that I couldn't make it to the liquor store three blocks away. Send a snowplow. And alcohol.
 #170887  by uknowthat1chick
 Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:34 pm
lemmiwinx wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:05 pm
Uber is your friend they have specials for alcoholics. Just remember to tip large.
It was so serious that Ubers weren't running. Holy fuck. At least now it was like 50 F today. Should melt in a week at this rate.
 #170906  by uknowthat1chick
 Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:00 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:40 am
uknowthat1chick wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:34 pm

It was so serious that Ubers weren't running.
Those African immigrants can't handle that cold shit.
Ubers here are run by gigantic fat lesbians, basement dwelling neckbeards who only work a couple hours a week to keep Grandma off their sweaty backs, and Air Force dudes trying to make enough money to afford an apartment off base.
 #170963  by Kumacho
 Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:47 am
uknowthat1chick wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:00 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:40 am
uknowthat1chick wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:34 pm

It was so serious that Ubers weren't running.
Those African immigrants can't handle that cold shit.
Ubers here are run by gigantic fat lesbians, basement dwelling neckbeards who only work a couple hours a week to keep Grandma off their sweaty backs, and Air Force dudes trying to make enough money to afford an apartment off base.
With the proper incentives, I could be convinced to get you alcohol. You don't mind being a sex slave do you?
 #170996  by uknowthat1chick
 Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:12 pm
Kumacho wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:47 am
uknowthat1chick wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:00 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:40 am

Those African immigrants can't handle that cold shit.
Ubers here are run by gigantic fat lesbians, basement dwelling neckbeards who only work a couple hours a week to keep Grandma off their sweaty backs, and Air Force dudes trying to make enough money to afford an apartment off base.
With the proper incentives, I could be convinced to get you alcohol. You don't mind being a sex slave do you?
You will have to ask Bulldog first. He has dibs.