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 #172509  by lemmiwinx
 Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:25 pm
uknowthat1chick wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:16 pm
Tim_Kerr wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:41 pm
uknowthat1chick wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:23 pm
My house has never been so clean, and I have never been so drunk. Thanks, Covid-19! #FuckMyLiver #hashtag
washupuss
My puss has never been so clean!
Do douches work for your asshole after you've run out of toilet paper? Asking for a friend.
 #172512  by Vegan4Life
 Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:25 am
kocher wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:25 pm
Vegan4Life wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:10 pm
that's how the disease started ... from Qum.
I'll take things muttered by Vegan4's parents after a pregnancy test for 500, Alex :lol:
https://www.cutscenes.net/videos/2971/v ... nch-part1/

nsfw

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almostapathetic wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:11 pm
Vegan4Life wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:10 pm

AFTER ALL THE NONSENSE ABOUT CORONA IS OVER, I AM GOING TO IRAN TO TEST FLY A QAHER 313.

In your face @almostapathetic
Save the airfair and just order one for yourself. https://www.towerhobbies.com/
https://www.cutscenes.net/videos/5780/m ... 5-trailer/
 #172525  by uknowthat1chick
 Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:11 pm
Just made a Walmart run wearing my N95 mask. Yes, I actually need to wear it. I bought it in September after having an asthma attack. I have not had asthma in 20 years, but now I have a mask and a fucking inhaler.

I got me another box of wine, so if this thing takes me out, I'm going down drunk.






Which is how I usually go down.
 #172526  by Tim_Kerr
 Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:13 pm
uknowthat1chick wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:11 pm
Just made a Walmart run wearing my N95 mask. Yes, I actually need to wear it. I bought it in September after having an asthma attack. I have not had asthma in 20 years, but now I have a mask and a fucking inhaler.

I got me another box of wine, so if this thing takes me out, I'm going down drunk.





Which is how I usually go down.
this is how the train starts
 #172532  by uknowthat1chick
 Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:18 pm
Teachers: "Not everyone can teach! We teachers are so special and talented."

Corona virus hits.

Teachers: "Here's your kid's work. You can teach your kid! Stop complaining! It's easy! Anyone can do it!"
 #172533  by almostapathetic
 Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:22 pm
The state budget testing got pushed out, so the local school officials don't give a fuck about anything from here on out.

That's all they were concerned with when school got canceled by the gubna. Crying, "but the state testing is in April!" :cry:
 #172534  by uknowthat1chick
 Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:03 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:22 pm
The state budget testing got pushed out, so the local school officials don't give a fuck about anything from here on out.

That's all they were concerned with when school got canceled by the gubna. Crying, "but the state testing is in April!" :cry:
"No child left behind! No child left behind! We have to prove that we aren't leaving any child behind!"
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