• What things do airports sorely need?

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 #1636  by Demeter
 Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:09 am
mclewis_13 wrote:
Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:38 am
Demeter wrote:
Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:39 am
It would be cool if they put Disneyland in every airport.

But seriously, vegan restaurants and showers. Imagine you're on a super long flight/one that had issues that made you wait for many hours, and you're supposed to be meeting someone important for the first time and don't want to look all disheveled and greasy. It would be nice to be able to take a shower right at the airport.
I have flown all over the world. What the high hades do you do on your flight to end up looking disheveled and greasy on your flight? I can easily fix myself up in front of a mirror in the restroom.
I haven't flown in a long time so I forget the exact details but I remember feeling awkward washing my face and brushing my teeth in a public bathroom, and leaving at night and arriving in the morning (when I usually take a shower).
 #1655  by almostapathetic
 Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:19 pm
andrewryan69 wrote:
Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:00 am
^ that's because you're a flight risk. I saw you at LAX a few years ago being escorted out of the airport because the airplane's seats weren't vegan.
The real reason was they caught her in the lavatory "paying" some dude she met online back for her ticket. He had $400 silk boxers or some shit.
 #1660  by Demeter
 Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:15 pm
andrewryan69 wrote:
Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:00 am
^ that's because you're a flight risk. I saw you at LAX a few years ago being escorted out of the airport because the airplane's seats weren't vegan.
You flatter me. As if I'm rich enough to fly on a plane with leather seats. That would be gross though. I'm also thankful there's no hot food offered on my flights. That would be torture having to smell cooked flesh the whole flight.