• Are Women really this retarded?

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 #49973  by SkeetDixon
 Tue May 16, 2017 7:49 pm
Alright, I have to preface this appropriately. I was sick last weekend and stayed in to recuperate. I was betting baseball and watching TV. I bet the Detroit Tigers and they blew the lead against the home team during the final out of the 9th inning. I was gonna play online poker after that money cleared. No bueno!

So what to do now? Well..... The move 50 Shades of Grey was about to play on Lifetime. The circumstances were just right to watch some of this shit fest. I watched probably the first 40 minutes.

The major takeaway was that Women must be retarded if they actually like this shit. This girl interviews a rich guy and he gives her a pencil that she ends up taking with her. Later, the girl is putting the pencil in her mouth while daydreaming like it's a cock of something.

The rich guy takes a liking to the girl and starts creeping. The girl works at a hardware store (super plausible). The rich guy shows up their and acts super awkward. He asks where the duck tape and zip ties are. Oh wow! Bondage on the way.

This is how the movie begins. I've seen some chick flicks and can understand some of the appeal, but this was just plain stupid. If you are a woman and find this interesting, you are a retarded twat.

As the movie progresses the guy gets super controlling. He acts like the girl's dad and keeps picking her up from places, controlling her movements.

Then comes the bondage stuff. The guy shows her his rape dungeon. The guy makes the girl sign a non-disclosure agreement and actually negotiates bondage stuff with her like it's a business deal. It's all very dry, silly, and contrived. Kid stuff. Are women really children? This is some pretty damning evidence.

I guess the main appeal to women is that the guy is a psycho and totally disinterested in traditional relationships with women. Naturally, this woman is gonna change him....... Christ almighty........ every woman is in love with the idea of making bad decisions with very real consequences under the false belief that they can change a man. I think this is the real appeal to this movie, not the bondage or rape fantasies, though feeble-minded women probably like that stuff too.

Conculusion:

The majority of women are retarded, overgrown children.
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 #49978  by PastorX
 Tue May 16, 2017 8:32 pm
^ if you're mad that men are the better of the two, you should start fucking men then and leave the dumb hot bitches to guys like me
 #49983  by Demeter
 Tue May 16, 2017 9:37 pm
The only intelligent women never have sex because they've learned to accept the fact that everyone is a fucking scumbag deep down and it's not worth developing feelings for them, even if that feeling is only in the form of a fleeting orgasm.

In order to have sex ever you must either also be a scumbag yourself or be severely naive and foolish.

This applies to men as well. Please stop enjoying sex, you're embarrassing yourselves.
 #49986  by PastorX
 Tue May 16, 2017 9:55 pm
Demeter wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 9:37 pm
The only intelligent women never have sex because they've learned to accept the fact that everyone is a fucking scumbag deep down and it's not worth developing feelings for them, even if that feeling is only in the form of a fleeting orgasm.

In order to have sex ever you must either also be a scumbag yourself or be severely naive and foolish.

This applies to men as well. Please stop enjoying sex, you're embarrassing yourselves.
Shut up you dumb cunt.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -YES-.html
New research, by Professor Tim Spector at King's College in London, has revealed that brainy women have hotter sex lives - including up to twice as many orgasms - than their less switched-on sisters.
 #49994  by Anthrax666
 Wed May 17, 2017 12:06 am
SkeetDixon wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 7:49 pm
Alright, I have to preface this appropriately. I was sick last weekend and stayed in to recuperate. I was betting baseball and watching TV. I bet the Detroit Tigers and they blew the lead against the home team during the final out of the 9th inning. I was gonna play online poker after that money cleared. No bueno!

So what to do now? Well..... The move 50 Shades of Grey was about to play on Lifetime. The circumstances were just right to watch some of this shit fest. I watched probably the first 40 minutes.

The major takeaway was that Women must be retarded if they actually like this shit. This girl interviews a rich guy and he gives her a pencil that she ends up taking with her. Later, the girl is putting the pencil in her mouth while daydreaming like it's a cock of something.

The rich guy takes a liking to the girl and starts creeping. The girl works at a hardware store (super plausible). The rich guy shows up their and acts super awkward. He asks where the duck tape and zip ties are. Oh wow! Bondage on the way.

This is how the movie begins. I've seen some chick flicks and can understand some of the appeal, but this was just plain stupid. If you are a woman and find this interesting, you are a retarded twat.

As the movie progresses the guy gets super controlling. He acts like the girl's dad and keeps picking her up from places, controlling her movements.

Then comes the bondage stuff. The guy shows her his rape dungeon. The guy makes the girl sign a non-disclosure agreement and actually negotiates bondage stuff with her like it's a business deal. It's all very dry, silly, and contrived. Kid stuff. Are women really children? This is some pretty damning evidence.

I guess the main appeal to women is that the guy is a psycho and totally disinterested in traditional relationships with women. Naturally, this woman is gonna change him....... Christ almighty........ every woman is in love with the idea of making bad decisions with very real consequences under the false belief that they can change a man. I think this is the real appeal to this movie, not the bondage or rape fantasies, though feeble-minded women probably like that stuff too.

Conculusion:

The majority of women are retarded, overgrown children.
Spoiler alert, ya daft bastad ;)
 #50003  by Demeter
 Wed May 17, 2017 12:41 am
PastorX wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 9:55 pm
Demeter wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 9:37 pm
The only intelligent women never have sex because they've learned to accept the fact that everyone is a fucking scumbag deep down and it's not worth developing feelings for them, even if that feeling is only in the form of a fleeting orgasm.

In order to have sex ever you must either also be a scumbag yourself or be severely naive and foolish.

This applies to men as well. Please stop enjoying sex, you're embarrassing yourselves.
Shut up you dumb cunt.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -YES-.html
New research, by Professor Tim Spector at King's College in London, has revealed that brainy women have hotter sex lives - including up to twice as many orgasms - than their less switched-on sisters.
>Calls me a dumb cunt
>Cites The Daily Mail

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 #50214  by DoctorZen
 Thu May 18, 2017 4:06 am
Tom_Selleck wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 3:58 pm
Best way to a woman's heart is to treat her like shit. Nice guys finish with hand cream and internet porn.

Put that on a hallmark card
The best way to a womans heart is removal from the lungs by placing a finger through the transverse sinus and then dividing the aorta and main pulmonary artery about 3cm above the aortic valve.
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