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 #50252  by PlusCaChange
 Thu May 18, 2017 8:17 am
Here's a story which I think explains a lot about men, women and relationships. There is a tropical bird whose distinguishing features are two long, brightly colored tail feathers (on the male) and an elaborate, protracted courtship ritual consisting of a male following and dancing for the female. Biologists noted the birds with shorter tail feathers tended to dance longer, more elaborate dances and wondered what would happen if they changed things around. So they caught some birds and clipped a six inch section out of the tails of males with long tail feathers, gluing them into the tails of the shorter tailed males. Sure enough the now exceptionally long tailed birds danced less and the newly short tailed ones danced more. Not only that, many of the now extraordinarily long tailed birds hardly danced at all and used the extra time to become polygamous, something which had never been observed in that species before. It seemed as if the less they danced the more the females wanted to mate with them. They basically became arrogant assholes because this was an even stronger signal of their desirability than the dance had been.
 #50260  by Demeter
 Thu May 18, 2017 11:09 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 7:58 am
Concerno wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 7:19 am
Chaotic Evil: @almostapathetic
A chaotic evil character tends to have no respect for rules, other people's lives, or anything but their own desires, which are typically selfish and cruel.
Only when it involves the vegan cunt. Funny 'cause irl I'm a total sweetheart.
That's called being fake, love.

It's common for sociopaths to be "a total sweetheart" IRL but let the monster out towards people who can do nothing for them. In this case, the monster is your genuine form, and no one cares what you treat people IRL like.
PlusCaChange wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 8:17 am
Here's a story which I think explains a lot about men, women and relationships. There is a tropical bird whose distinguishing features are two long, brightly colored tail feathers (on the male) and an elaborate, protracted courtship ritual consisting of a male following and dancing for the female. Biologists noted the birds with shorter tail feathers tended to dance longer, more elaborate dances and wondered what would happen if they changed things around. So they caught some birds and clipped a six inch section out of the tails of males with long tail feathers, gluing them into the tails of the shorter tailed males. Sure enough the now exceptionally long tailed birds danced less and the newly short tailed ones danced more. Not only that, many of the now extraordinarily long tailed birds hardly danced at all and used the extra time to become polygamous, something which had never been observed in that species before. It seemed as if the less they danced the more the females wanted to mate with them. They basically became arrogant assholes because this was an even stronger signal of their desirability than the dance had been.
Or, you know, being birds, they just were really attracted to the feathers.
 #50265  by PlusCaChange
 Thu May 18, 2017 11:34 am
Or, you know, being birds, they just were really attracted to the feathers.
That explains most of the female behavior, though why such distinctive marks are attractive in the first place is a good question. I was more interested in the effect suddenly being more (or less) successful had on the males.
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 #50412  by Concerno
 Thu May 18, 2017 11:32 pm
Demeter wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 11:09 am

That's called being fake, love.

It's common for sociopaths to be "a total sweetheart" IRL but let the monster out towards people who can do nothing for them. In this case, the monster is your genuine form, and no one cares what you treat people IRL like.
It's actually not that common. Both 'regular' anti-socials and psychopaths (the term sociopath isn't really used by professionals) are usually dumb and obvious. The chav that gets drunk every night at the local pub and beats up other people is anti-social, but a dumb fuck. The man that enjoys other people's misery is a psychopath, but can be stupid as well. The intelligent psychopaths are the only really dangerous ones. The surgeon who makes the nurse's life a living hell purely for his own enjoyment, the CEO that enjoys firing people or ruin other people's lives, the man that manipulates his wife into becoming submissive,... Those are the real psychopaths.