• Demeter's Restaurant

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 #56414  by Demeter
 Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:14 am
Hello there! For those of you who don't know me, my name is Demeter. I'm a small town girl with big dreams, and with your help, I can achieve them! With your investment, I'm going to change the world. With my restaurant: Demeter's Food Chain.

Demeter's Food Chain is a dream I've had since I was a young girl. A 24 hour vegan fast food restaurant with delivery service and great food.

With my delicious recipes and affordable prices, I can turn the grumpiest meat eater into a smiling vegan.

The menu will include:
Chick'n sandwiches
Tofurky sandwiches
Beefless burgers
Satay chick'n
Curried veggies
Mac 'n' cheeze
Mashed potatoes
Green bean casserole
Air fried fries
Air fried garlic fries
Air fried spicy sweet potato fries
A variety of fancy salads
Tofu saag
Lasagna
Chocolate chip cookies
Brownies with coconut whipped cream and strawberries
Lemon bars
Hot cocoa
20 flavors of ice cream and shakes

All of which guaranteed to taste better than the animal based version.

So who's ready to change the world with me?
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 #56444  by Hakik
 Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:01 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:47 am
Bitch, you couldn't run a lemonade stand, let alone a restaurant.


Hell, you can barely run you pathetic life.
How is someone who has to pee in her trash can, and gets anxiety attacks at the slightest stressful situation, ever gonna run a business? I don't think she could even fill out a business registration and the basic tax forms to even get the first steps started.
 #56447  by lemmiwinx
 Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:06 am
How about including air fried chicken tenders on the menu? Even vegans love the chicken tenders.
 #56454  by TheFuckinJoker
 Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:05 am
Hakik wrote:
Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:01 am
How is someone who has to pee in her trash can, and gets anxiety attacks at the slightest stressful situation, ever gonna run a business? I don't think she could even fill out a business registration and the basic tax forms to even get the first steps started.

 #56461  by lemmiwinx
 Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:50 am
PastorX wrote:
Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:33 am
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Children naturally hate veggies. They need red meat to reach their true potential.