• Setting The Record Straight

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 #70907  by Demeter
 Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:30 pm
Hello fellow eBaumers,

There appears to be quite a bit of confusion going around about who I'm attracted to, who I would possibly fuck, etc.

So I think I need to set the record straight.


Unless you
- are over the age of 25
- are male
- are not morbidly obese
- have short hair
- are not religious
- are an unapologetic ethical vegan
- do not watch anime
- are not filthy
- are relatively sane
- do not have Down's Syndrome
I am NOT interested in you.

TL;DR: I would never in a million years fuck ANY of you or have any ounce of interest in you. Please do not flirt with me - it makes me nauseous.
 #70986  by lemmiwinx
 Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:34 am
happysock wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:59 am
Dear Demter,

NO ONE THIS FORUM WANTS TO FUCK YOU! Mainly because you are nuts.

Happysock

P.S. Plus you have tubesock tits. No one likes those.
Believe me Demented he's not speaking for all of us.