Closest I ever came was ordering two girls for one of my best friend's bachelor party, I was the best man. They showed up in this old Olds Cutlass with some dude. He was always there. We gave him beers.
I gave my buddy too many shots and he got too drunk right after they left so we put him in a bedroom and went to the bar. Later that night we stuffed a hotdog in his pocket (No gay code). The next morning we were standing in the driveway and he reached for his keys and pulled out the hotdog. He chucked it like 40' at me. We LOAO.
The next week at his wedding I got drunk and dragged a fatty up to the hotel room. I passed out while she was blowing me. He tits were as big as my head.
100% factual. Good times.