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 #87450  by joecaca
 Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:14 am
SkeetDixon wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:25 pm
joecaca wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:43 am
I-I-I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you, oooh. *crip walks*
Oh jeez, Joe. You're a real hoot! :)

I'm sorry that your father never got you that karaoke machine for Christmas and forced you to play team sports. He was just doing the best he could.
So what you're saying is I triggered you right? lel what a dumbass :D
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 #87527  by edsbrian
 Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:13 pm
edsbrian wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:13 pm
Demeter wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:59 pm
What are you gonna get me?
Alright! So this is up for negotiations! I could give you an Applebee’s gift card that’s been sitting on top of my dresser for like two years. Deal?
We have a deal?

P.S. I’ll throw in a 3 year old Kohl’s gift card for a picture of you licking your own nipple.
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 #87529  by HolidayFriday
 Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:20 pm
I'm going to get everybody little vegan gift boxes. You know, vegetable samplers? And I hope they all buy me something off my wish list.

Or at least put some money on the account. I'm really good at picking stuff for myself.
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 #87533  by kocher
 Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:50 pm
I'm not getting too many people presents this year, in total I've spent a little over $1,500. I'm not very materialistic so I really don't want gifts, but I know saying that is what shitheads do so I've just requested clothes or moderately rare foods.
 #87534  by cunnalingus
 Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:01 pm
I’m going to buy myself an 8ball and stretch it out over the holidays!! It’s going to be a white Christmas after all, HO HO OHHHHHHHH *snorts fat rail*
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 #87691  by JohnnyP
 Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:42 pm
cunnalingus wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:01 pm
I’m going to buy myself an 8ball and stretch it out over the holidays!! It’s going to be a white Christmas after all, HO HO OHHHHHHHH *snorts fat rail*
How's the gear in Canada? Is it stepped on a lot?
 #87693  by cunnalingus
 Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:57 pm
JohnnyP wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:42 pm
cunnalingus wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:01 pm
I’m going to buy myself an 8ball and stretch it out over the holidays!! It’s going to be a white Christmas after all, HO HO OHHHHHHHH *snorts fat rail*
How's the gear in Canada? Is it stepped on a lot?
Once in a while it’s really good. Most times it’s more than 50% baby laxative so you at least get good pewps.