I had a dream about you last night Hakik. I was at a restaurant and you were bussing tables and your nose was even larger in person and you were embarrassed because you look like a slimy rat, so you tried to avoid being seen. You also had your morbidly obese girlfriend there and I was surprised that she was actually real, but was left wondering how your slug-like penis could reach any of her holes. Then I woke up because the imagery was too horrifying.
And she doesn't have any breasts, unless she got implants. And she went to school in Michigan. And she has the gummiest bee sting smile I've ever seen but to each their own.
almostapathetic wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:58 am
shapulous wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:45 pm
even though you live with your mom
You haven't heard...
Update: She now rents a bedroom in house in a neighborhood with Mexicans who play their music too loud and throw trash in the street. She also pees in her bedroom trashcan when a roommate is taking too long in the one and only bathroom. No shit. Reminiscent of Donger.
The reason I didn't want to knock on the door was because it would have been my first time meeting her and it sounded like she had a guy in there so I didn't want her to be embarrassed. I waited for hours and couldn't hold it anymore and it was like 3 am so there wasn't any place open with a bathroom. I had toilet paper and soap and a bottle of water in my room though so it was completely sanitary.