Page 1 of 1

When I shower...

PostPosted:Sun Apr 15, 2018 1:37 am
by JenkemBag
I listen to Elton John but that's not what I came here to tell you. I usually clean inside my ass using 3 fingers but idk if that's the recommended method. How do you guys do it?

P.S. I'm not gay.

Re: When I shower...

PostPosted:Sun Apr 15, 2018 7:08 am
by kocher
Yeah that seems a little excessive. I usually just use one finger, then I use a purple 14 inch velvet vibrator to get out the deeper stuff.

Re: When I shower...

PostPosted:Sun Apr 15, 2018 7:43 am
by happysock
Inb4 someone accuses you guys of being gay.

Re: When I shower...

PostPosted:Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:33 am
by JenkemBag
Maybe if I just put the entire removable shower head up my ass, I'll be able to reach all the hard get stuff

Re: When I shower...

PostPosted:Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:44 pm
by joecaca
I had this 5000 psi pressure washer that I just cut the gun out. Stick the hose in my turd cutter, start the motor and the water and leave it in about half an hour. Do that twice a day and you'll be fine.
Caca 💩