I woke up at 1pm, jacked off, ate a ham and egg hot pocket, and drank a liter of mountain dew. The same as every other day of my life. Now normally I take a massive wet shit once I've finished my mountain dew, because hot pockets are basically microwaved laxatives, but this time I was in a hurry to log in and enjoy some 5 star feeches on the front page so I figured it could wait. As soon as I logged in, I got mud butt. The hot pocket exploded from my ass and and wet poo poo oozed out the top of my pants.