• I went poo poo in my pants.

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 #115553  by JenkemBag
 Tue May 01, 2018 5:48 pm
I woke up at 1pm, jacked off, ate a ham and egg hot pocket, and drank a liter of mountain dew. The same as every other day of my life. Now normally I take a massive wet shit once I've finished my mountain dew, because hot pockets are basically microwaved laxatives, but this time I was in a hurry to log in and enjoy some 5 star feeches on the front page so I figured it could wait. As soon as I logged in, I got mud butt. The hot pocket exploded from my ass and and wet poo poo oozed out the top of my pants.
 #115652  by lemmiwinx
 Wed May 02, 2018 9:14 am
joecaca wrote: ↑
Wed May 02, 2018 9:04 am
almostapathetic wrote: ↑
Tue May 01, 2018 5:52 pm
If this had big emojis it would rival a joecucka post. Except the content was actually better.
Ohhhhhhhhh zing!πŸ˜›
Oh thanks the I want to lick your balls emoji is my favorite of all of yours.