• Quotes from God

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 #116436  by RevBubbaFlavell
 Wed May 09, 2018 5:50 am
Quotes from God Revealed to King Terry in Random Oracles
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*) Pets are homo. God is disgusted with how tame and dependent they have
become.
*) Sports are homo. Tackle a horse.
*) Beverly Hillbillies and Gomer Pyle are endorsed by God. Shakespeare
had a vile heart.
*) God's fav band is the Beatles.
*) God's fav movie is Three Kings with Clooney.
*) God's fav animal is bears, then, elephants.
*) God's fav thing on TV is soap operas.
*) The 11th commandment is not to litter.
*) God's fav song is Morning has Broken.
*) The best religion is the one with the most new vistas of understanding
over a lifetime.
*) Bill Gates wanted only electric money in Africa. God said He had
angels in the shadows and it was a King David Census type thing.
*) God's fav national anthem is Latvia's.
*) God's idea of music is "sex with a 12-year-old" like the song of
King David the shepherd, or maybe Rush 2112 Temple of Syrix where a
guy is just figuring out for himself what sounds beautiful. A ten
strings harp is about all you need.
*) God said a nation should have one heart.
*) God said the Holocaust was t "compact" the Jews. He said He saved
the ones He wanted. He said you must die of brother's sin guilt if you
do not warn him of his sin.
*) God said I had to share Dianna.
*) God told Bill Gates to do earthquakes. He said He had to make more
Diseases.
*) God said He sunk the migrant ships.
*) God said immigrants are like NAZI invaders.
*) God laughed at the Greek debt crisis and German bail-out.
*) God said, "prosperity sucketh."
*) God said brontosaur's feet hurt when he stepped.
*) God said to start planting Mars. God said A.I. was needed for Mars.
God said emergency medicine was a big problem.
*) God said He hated the E.S.A because they stole from NASA. He said
He ruined their Phillea mission and blew-up their rocket.
 #116451  by cunnalingus
 Wed May 09, 2018 7:09 am
My favourite quote from god is this


GET IT??? Cause he abandoned earth thousands of years ago LOL
 #116462  by lemmiwinx
 Wed May 09, 2018 8:01 am
God can shoot lightening bolts at you out of the blue even if there are no clouds. My Sunday school teacher taught me this and I never forgot it. That's why I always carry a large capacitor with me on walks around the neighborhood.
 #116501  by joecaca
 Wed May 09, 2018 1:31 pm
lemmiwinx wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 8:01 am
God can shoot lightening bolts at you out of the blue even if there are no clouds. My Sunday school teacher taught me this and I never forgot it. That's why I always carry a large capacitor with me on walks around the neighborhood.
So you’re a Zeus follower huh? I heard you Greek religion guys enjoy the sex in the butt yes?
 #116504  by happysock
 Wed May 09, 2018 1:40 pm
joecaca wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 1:31 pm
lemmiwinx wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 8:01 am
God can shoot lightening bolts at you out of the blue even if there are no clouds. My Sunday school teacher taught me this and I never forgot it. That's why I always carry a large capacitor with me on walks around the neighborhood.
So you’re a Zeus follower huh? I heard you Greek religion guys enjoy the sex in the butt yes?
Doesn’t the butt sex hurt doe? :shock:
 #116506  by JohnnyP
 Wed May 09, 2018 1:54 pm
"Sports are homo. Tackle a horse."

No truer words have ever been spoken.
 #116522  by Kumacho
 Wed May 09, 2018 3:51 pm
RevBubbaFlavell wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 5:50 am
Quotes from God Revealed to King Terry in Random Oracles
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*) God's fav movie is Three Kings with Clooney.
Your god is a false god, as everyone knows that "Oh Brother, Where art thou" is not just the best CloOney movie made, it makes Three Kings look lame.
Last edited by Kumacho on Wed May 09, 2018 5:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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 #116546  by cunnalingus
 Wed May 09, 2018 6:35 pm
joecaca wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 4:26 pm
Pulp Fiction is the better movie and the path of the righteous men thing was great doe.
I think all the old school forum guys prefer the bring out the gimp scene, bunch of fags.
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