ProTip #52: Get a fucking face bitch! Having a face means you have a mouth and having a mouth means I can throat fuck you until you throw up out of your nose!
Everyone in Shitsville is poor but all poor people don’t live in Shitsville.
Nah dude I don’t eat pizza. In the last couple years the cheese on pizza gives me the shits. Plus when you live in northwestern British Columbia, it’s not exactly known for having the best pizza in the world. All we have are two shitty franhiches here and a Sri Lankan owned Greek restaurant that sells pizza, diversity yay! All that leaves are grocery store bought pizzas and I don’t like the taste of cardboard.