Easy way to tell that eBaum's mods fucked with a feature title

[JohnnyP]

Triggered City!!!!

[joecaca]

Who’s mad!!??

[almostapathetic]

Can someone summarize that? I aint got time to figure all that out. WOW!

[cunnalingus]

Can someone summarize that? I aint got time to figure all that out. WOW!

Basically. She quoted 2tall when he said

And then she said oh 2tall and kocher! My heroes!

[almostapathetic]

^
Sounds pretty typical.

Pull up THIS comment *unzips*

[kocher]

The saddest thing is that in reality, he's uglier and more of a loser than the Asian guy.

That's not saying much, he probably looks like Sloth on a bad hair day hehehe.

[cunnalingus]

I hear Brian is *whispers* fat.

[Tim_Kerr]

brian was saved by god

[joecaca]

brian was saved by god

Listen, we make fun and all but I can’t find a scientific explanation for his heart surviving all that extra work. How the fuck does it pump through those rock solid arteries? Really makes you think...

[2tall]

I would love to see the beasts some of you douchebags are “married” to. Speaking of douchebags...you guys just keep pics of Demeter on your computer for a rainy day? That’s pretty fucking creepy. Get a fucking life. There’s more to this world than this goddamn forum.

Cry some more. You come by ONLY to whiteknight her. I mean you log on at least once a day to see if she has posted or to see something has been posted about her. Anytime and everytime she posts or someone posts about her, you reply within a few hours. We all joke about being "obseshed" and all, but you truly are. It's fucking hilarious.

The “guy” that never logs off is giving me shit for logging on once a day?? That’s funny. I’m Demeters friend so of course I’m going to stick up for her. I know it’s a foreign subject to you since your only human interaction is on this site, but maybe one day you will make a friend. Your wife pillow doesn’t count.