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Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:19 pm
by cunnalingus
Good thing we’re not black! AMIRITE?!?!?!? Cause the last one to have a dream was shot!

Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:56 pm
by joecaca
cunnalingus wrote:
Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:19 pm
Good thing we’re not black! AMIRITE?!?!?!? Cause the last one to have a dream was shot!
Rip BIG.
Caca

Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:03 pm
by Demeter
Last night I had a few dreams I remember bits and pieces of. There was a massive dust devil and for some reason some of my family was in a plane that got caught in it and crashed. A lot of them died. Then for some reason my dream was following some guy who was trying to escape from someone and he was hiding in a really bizarre cat food factory with a lot of huge, deadly contraptions that seemed designed to kill people in gruesome ways, and he just kept barely missing a horrifying death. Then this lady was conducting some kind of experiment with rats and some beetles about the size and shape of dried goji berries and she had over a thousand of these beetles in a box that she accidentally spilled and suddenly there were beetles everywhere crawling all around us. They coated our entire bodies and she said to focus on the ones making it towards our buttholes because they could cause serious problems in our digestive systems, so I had to keep pulling beetles out of my butthole. I should probably be embarrassed to share this.

Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:18 pm
by joecaca
Had a dream I said, bout who he said?
'Bout B.I.G. I said, that's big he said
Dig he said, proceed he said
Indeed I said, so, breathe I did
Don't repeat what I say I said, he said nothing
He agreed with his head, he just nodded like this
What I believe to be a yes I repeated what was said
It came to me like a well as even I said
"You feel playboy, " was the greeting he said
First thing I wanted to know, what's the reason he was dead?
"More money, more problems, better believe it, " he said
"Careful what you wish for you might receive it, " he said
I see I said, jealousy I said
Got the whole industry mad at me I said
Then B.I. said, "Hov' remind yourself
Nobody built like you, you designed yourself"
I agree I said, my one of a kind self
Get stoned every day like Jesus did
What he said, I said, has been said before
"Just keep doing your thing, " he said, say no more

Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:32 pm
by BDR529
I had a dream
Oh, yeah
Crazy dream, uh-huh
Anything I wanted to know
Any place I needed to go
Hear my song
Yeah, people don't you listen now?
Sing along
Oh
You don't know what you're missing, now
Any little song that you know
Everything that's small has to grow
And it's gonna grow, push push, yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, California sunlight
Sweet Calcutta rain
Honolulu starbright
The song remains the same
Ooh, ooh, oh, oh
Here we go, here we go
All you gotta do, now
All you gotta do, now
Ooh-ee
Sing out Hare-Hare
Ooh, dance the Hoochie-Koo
City lights are oh so bright, as we go sliding, sliding
Sliding, sliding, sliding, sliding, sliding, sliding
Oh

Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Sat Aug 04, 2018 3:53 pm
by Tom_Selleck
Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'till we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the dream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger

Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the dream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger

The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger

Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:48 pm
by Slutina
I had this crazy dream where I'm at the supermarket and I see a fat lady.

Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:52 pm
by PastorX
Dreamt a pig feet was jerking me off while I was asleep. As I woke up it was Demeter.

Fucken scary man!

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Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:54 am
by almostapathetic
@Demeter
PastorX wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:52 pm
Dreamt a pig feet was jerking me off while I was asleep. As I woke up it was Demeter.

Fucken scary man!
Her fat suasage fingers would dwarf you penis.

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Whitknight in 3...2...1...

Re: What are the most fucked up dreams you've had?

PostPosted:Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:15 am
by happysock
PastorX wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:52 pm
Dreamt a pig feet was jerking me off while I was asleep. As I woke up it was Demeter.

Fucken scary man!

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OMG! Are you ok? :o