Rex Kwon Do

[JohnnyP]

I shall respect Rex

I shall never misuse Rex Kwon Do

I shall be a champion of freedom and justice

[SkeetDixon]

Rex Kwon Do > Twink Jewjitsu

[almostapathetic]

Your mother goes to college.

[lemmiwinx]

I would avoid him at a party.

[MacDingus]

The only thing missing to make him the ultimate patriot is a mullet.