A nearly $220 stock down in the $160s. Even before the whole data fiasco, I never liked Facebook as a stock. At least in terms of long term investment.
Next FAANG to dump: Netflix.
I'd take a fat wife over a jerking off anyday. Pussy > Hand. Even if the pussy is attached to a fat woman.
My mom usually just changes the pee pee pad. Did your friend sleep on the poo and really grind it in?