Kumacho wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:59 am
Shit, I saw the title without seeing who was the originator and thought dildozer finally came out of the closet.
He's not ever coming out. He has himself tied in with bungie cords so even if he does pop out in a moment of weakness, he ricochets right back in into the safety of self denial.
Who the hell sleeps with their phone in their pocket? Mine sits plugged in on the nightstand like most white people.
Plugged in? What dark ages are you from that you have to plug in your phone to charge it?
joecaca wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:19 am
Is there a phone that doesn't fuck up if immersed in water yet doesn't catch fire and explode in your pocket?
Real men don't worry about things like their phone exploding. Only French Canadians and other types of sissies worry about 3rd degree burns. Take that dress off Sally and act like there is a reason you have a penis.