If it did you'd be man of the year.
I had soap and toilet paper and water in my room and washed out my trashcan shortly after. I had no other option and was in immense pain. You would have done worse. And the hoodie looked cute af in the reviews so it's not my fault.
Having lived in the south I know how to spot poor white trash. One of those criteria is shiting and or pissing in containers that are not meant for that purpose.