Get there early before the jigs.
Better yet, use her check-in app.
And this. She honors any coupon you make.
I tried one of those Big D extension toilets and let's just say it came up short. Big D was still dragging in the bowl where it where it should never be. Gonna take a hammer to it.george_michaeI wrote: ↑Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:02 pmThey need to make toilets with a bulge for your crotch so your dick doesn't keep touching the inside of the toilet when you take a dump. Also great if you accidentally pop a boner and need to pee. Have you ever tried to shit with a boner? Might as well shit in the bathtub.