Memory foam toilet seat

[rico232]

Million dollar idea fellas. Thought of it while I took a shit this morning. Making prototype tonight after I’m done fucking joe cacas mom up the ass.

[almostapathetic]

Get there early before the jigs.

Better yet, use her check-in app.





And this. She honors any coupon you make.

[Kumacho]

https://www.amazon.com/Blancho-Universa ... B077SNQDPC

My groupon came with this one, I think they are trying to tell me something:

https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-cm-qpo ... 8YEALw_wcB

[lemmiwinx]

You don't know shit unless you've taken a dump on a memory foam (MF) toilet seat. I know because I have one or two.

[Hakik]

You don't know shit unless you've taken a dump on a memory foam (MF) toilet seat. I know because I have one or two.

Why would you even need a memory foam toilet seat? Has your butt gotten too sensitive for some reason?

[lemmiwinx]

You don't know shit unless you've taken a dump on a memory foam (MF) toilet seat. I know because I have one or two.

Why would you even need a memory foam toilet seat? Has your butt gotten too sensitive for some reason?

For one thing a foam toilet seat can reveal if some meth head has been sitting on your throne while you were out trying to see why the hell your welfare benefits have been cut off.

[almostapathetic]

You don't know shit unless you've taken a dump on a memory foam (MF) toilet seat. I know because I have one or two.

[lemmiwinx]

For those of you have never experienced foam toilet seats you don't know what you're missing. It's like Jesus is holding your hand while you're taking a dump.

[george_michaeI]

They need to make toilets with a bulge for your crotch so your dick doesn't keep touching the inside of the toilet when you take a dump. Also great if you accidentally pop a boner and need to pee. Have you ever tried to shit with a boner? Might as well shit in the bathtub.

[lemmiwinx]

They need to make toilets with a bulge for your crotch so your dick doesn't keep touching the inside of the toilet when you take a dump. Also great if you accidentally pop a boner and need to pee. Have you ever tried to shit with a boner? Might as well shit in the bathtub.

I tried one of those Big D extension toilets and let's just say it came up short. Big D was still dragging in the bowl where it where it should never be. Gonna take a hammer to it.