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 #124276  by doonrothmani
 Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:01 pm
Your stove looks like the type I had in college in the 1980s when I lived in furnished apartments with at least 3 other people and paid $95 a month for rent. Those stoves are only really adequate for cooking ramen noodles and hamburger helper meals.
 #124278  by pirate
 Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:11 pm
That young woman read your comment and is crying now. Not cool. Why are you trying to cockblock me, bro?
 #124281  by cunnalingus
 Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:38 pm
pirate wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:11 pm
That young woman read your comment and is crying now. Not cool. Why are you trying to cockblock me, bro?
She’s crying because you catfished her and now she’s locked in your rape room screaming you said you were anderson Silva.
 #124283  by doonrothmani
 Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:51 pm
Any woman of quality is going to see that stove and decide it's a no go. She may not leave right away, but in her mind she will already be gone.
 #124284  by cunnalingus
 Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:52 pm
doonrothmani wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:51 pm
Any woman of quality is going to see that stove and decide it's a no go. She may not leave right away, but in her mind she will already be gone.
She imagines herself in other places when pirate is touching her with his greasy sausage fingers.
 #124286  by doonrothmani
 Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:04 pm
cunnalingus wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:52 pm
doonrothmani wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:51 pm
Any woman of quality is going to see that stove and decide it's a no go. She may not leave right away, but in her mind she will already be gone.
She imagines herself in other places when pirate is touching her with his greasy sausage fingers.
He wouldn't even get that far. What that stove tells you is that Pirate has never been successful with a desirable woman that has come to his apartment. Wait, I take that back. With the right level of low self esteem and desperation, a woman could conceivably let him touch her, but you're right, she'd be using mental techniques to get through it.

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